confirmance weavemama this is hands down the best “the floor is…” meme omfg daddygeography you can tell he is trying his hardest
seedy Me: I’m going to be healthy therelatabletexts Breakfast: fruit Lunch: sandwich Dinner: salad Midnight snack: large pizza, mac & cheese, a gallon of ice cream Source: therelatabletexts
pre-party fervent-abreaction nippul “Once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood.” — NIKOS KAZANTZAKIS, Report to Greco (via thegoodvybe)